Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson bobblehead with his hands shaking a Money Tree bobblehead
Troubled Ass Relief Program: Feel your Ass ooze with Holiday Cheer.
Merry Christmas CD of GM Executives warming their hands over burning money, singing Christmas carols.
100 barrels of oil sitting in a bank vault in our Fidelity Retirement account.
Wall-sized photograph of all members of congress dressed up as Santa's Elves.
-Hereby submitted
-Majestic Speaker of Christmas Findings
-Secretary of Formality, Bailout Jurisprudence Vernacular
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