Its a time of struggle, a time of pain, here, as I stand in the middle of the war zone between Frosted Mini Wheats, Spock's Granola Bars and the Fruit Loops organization. People all across General Mills have been asking "Why?" Food, children, little people listening to portable radios pass by and declare "Americans don't know what real breakfast food is like." As I stand here, and the bombs and the rockets from Tony the Tiger drones and Cheerios's man-made 100% grain loops light up the sky, journalists are asking hypothetical questions about the future of the middle east, and, most importantly, about the struggling wars between Fruit Loops, Granola Bars. One can only ask as they sit down with a sad face, "Is Fox News doing enough for America for breakfast?" All across Europe, the Middle East, and CNN newsroom maps, flags in support of the terrorist organization "Toast and Scrambled Eggs" have been driving across this treacherous land in hopes of intimidating those who seek out Eggs over easy with hash browns or that measley piece of toast and Earl Grey that the British have been holding onto for more than a century. Tony Blair joined with President Bush stating: "This is not a war on Terrorism; its simply a terrible way to ruin one's breakfast --- the key to democracy." On the political front, organizers and followers, children, grandparents, businessmen following the mighty dollar, small people pushing wheelbarrows of American handouts and journalists all over the world have scammed their vernacular to inflate a dialogue of war, global tension, and international intrigue unlike we have ever known. Millions of our troops are so much more purposeful for this service. And also, 0ur observations are key to discovering how self-aware we are of violence and changing the rules of chaos into marketable ceral boxes, making them seem like journalists for media organizations. The American public is demanding more news and more foaming at the mouth from this on-going struggle in this region of the country they call Tony The Tiger Frosted Flakes versus Captain Spock Mutual Chocolate Bars. Mute, back to you.
-Thanks for that report Moxie. That was Mute News reporting from Internal Dialogue on a blog catagorized as fiction. Next, Stay Tuned for going about your regular dull life and thereafter. And, keep it tuned on Sinewy Fox.
Comments